A young teacher taught first grade. He had a class of 14 adorable 7yr olds. One day he gave each child the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to write in the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these funny proverbs were actually written by first graders. While reading the results, keep in mind that these are only first graders, just 7 years olds.
Happy is the bride who......................gets all the presents.
Original: Happy is the bride that the sun shines on.
Don't bite the hand that...................... looks dirty.
Original: Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
A penny saved is...................... not much.
Original: A penny saved is a penny earned.
No news is — — — — impossible.
Original: No news is good news.
Don't change horses — — — — until they stop running.
Original: Don't change horses in midstream.
Better late than — — — — pregnant.
Original: Better late than never.
to be continued…
