A kind old gentleman was strolling down the street when he saw a small boy standing on the front steps of a house, trying to reach the doorbell. The small boy stood on tip-toe, and even jumped up as he could, but he was unable to reach the bell.
The kind old gentleman went up the steps, rang the bell, and said:
"Well, my little man, now what?"
"I don't know what you're going to do," said the little boy., "but I'm going to run like hell."