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Chocolate:
5 short jokes about school
Why did the dog do so well in school?
It was the teacher’s pet.
Why are fish so smart?
They live at school.
Why do magicians do so well in school?
They are good at trick questions.
What do you need to go to high school?
A ladder.
Why did the kid swallow his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Chocolate:
5 short jokes about animals
What do you call an ant who fights crime? A vigilANTe!
Why are snails slow? Because they’re carrying a house on their back.
What’s the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
What do birds give out on Halloween? Tweets.
What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? A bowl full of mice-cream.
Chocolate:
Chocolate:
Some more 5 school jokes for kids
Which letter of the English alphabet has the most water?
The “C.”
What’s the best place to grow flowers in school?
In kindergarden.
Why did the teacher draw on the window?
Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear!
What do elves learn in school?
The elf-a-bet.
Why did the egg get thrown out of class?
Because he kept telling yolks.
Alexey S:
5 school jokes for kids
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school?
Hissstory.
Which school supply is king of the classroom?
A ruler.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
Because her students were so bright.
What time would it be if Godzilla came to school?
Time to run!
What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
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