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Re: Military Humour
« Ответ #217 : 07 сентября 2018, 06:14:17 »
     I didn't understand the humour.

Neither did I, it's British military humour.

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Re: Military Humour
« Ответ #216 : 07 сентября 2018, 00:39:09 »
A Spin

During a training dual flight the plane went into a spin. The student pilot asked his partner in horror: "Sir, what have I got to do now?"
"Oh, God, aren't you instructor?"

     I didn't understand the humour.

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Re: Military Humour
« Ответ #215 : 06 сентября 2018, 00:33:34 »
A Spin

During a training dual flight the plane went into a spin. The student pilot asked his partner in horror: "Sir, what have I got to do now?"

"Oh, God, aren't you instructor?"

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Re: Military Humour
« Ответ #214 : 06 сентября 2018, 00:23:27 »
The poor guy let himself down

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Re: Military Humour
« Ответ #213 : 05 сентября 2018, 00:48:50 »
No Rival

     A soldier was stopped by an MP in the street.     
     "This place is off limits for the military personnel, soldier," the cop remarked.
     "Who says this?" the indignant man asked.
     "It's an order of General Manson!"
     "What an idiot!" commented the soldier.

     And he was immedeately taken to the Provost Marshal.
     "Sir,"reported the policeman,"he called our general commander an idiot."
     'I didn't mean our general commander, sir," exclaimed the soldier. "It's the commander of the neighboring garrison that I mean."
     "He is telling the damned lie," exclaimed the policeman. "He meant just our garrison commander. It is known to everyone that there is no greater idiot in the whole world than our garrison commander."

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Re: Military Humour
« Ответ #212 : 30 августа 2018, 10:19:46 »
     Very comforting!

Very comforting indeed!

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Re: Military Humour
« Ответ #211 : 30 августа 2018, 00:30:28 »
In Case of a Crash

Before his first solo flight a cadet stammered fearfully:
"Suppose the plane should crash?"
"Don't be in the least concerned about that," his flying instructor comforted him. "We always keep an extra plane in the hangar for just such emergencies."

     Very comforting!

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Re: Military Humour
« Ответ #210 : 28 августа 2018, 13:14:05 »
In Case of a Crash

Before his first solo flight a cadet stammered fearfully:

"Suppose the plane should crash?"

"Don't be in the least concerned about that," his flying instructor comforted him. "We always keep an extra plane in the hangar for just such emergencies."

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Re: Military Humour
« Ответ #209 : 26 августа 2018, 20:29:40 »

     If you mean fast and flexible and adaptive brain by the fast legs.

    Oh no! I literally meant it! Having fast legs is the best way to avoid physical punishment especially against a superior enemy. But you are absolutely right - fast, flexible and adaptive brain has always proved to be the best possible asset in one's arsenal.

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Re: Military Humour
« Ответ #208 : 26 августа 2018, 13:36:37 »
This is true. People with fast legs have practically nothing to be afraid of.

     If you mean fast and flexible and adaptive brain by the fast legs.

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Re: Military Humour
« Ответ #207 : 24 августа 2018, 08:33:28 »
This is true. People with fast legs have practically nothing to be afraid of.

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Re: Military Humour
« Ответ #206 : 23 августа 2018, 23:35:51 »
     Military Training

     A veteran father was boasting that he was preparing his small son for a military career.
     "How do you do that?" he was asked.
     "To begin with, I teach him boxing and self defence. When he becomes a soldier, he'll be able to defend himself."
     "But suppose he meets a superior enemy, then?" the listener asked.
     "I've thought about that!" said the father. "I give him a good deal of training in running fast across any terrain and overcoming an obstacle course."

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Re: Military Humour
« Ответ #205 : 20 августа 2018, 09:56:37 »
Photographs

A soldier serving overseas far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote to break off their engagement and ask for her photograph back.
He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together, and sent them back with a note saying, “I regret that I cannot remember which one you are.
Please keep your photo and return the others.”

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Re: Military Humour
« Ответ #204 : 18 августа 2018, 22:45:04 »
Only One Obstacle

          A young man wishing to join the Navy was asked:
     "Can you swim?"
     "Yes, I'm a great swimmer. Once I even wanted to swim the English Channel."
     "So what prevented you?"
     "I didn't know a word of French."

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Re: Military Humour
« Ответ #203 : 17 августа 2018, 11:14:49 »
Aw, that was an unexpected turn of events!

 
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