Тонкий английский юмор

[DAS]

Тонкости перевода)) Вспомнилось это видео

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJJ9tmcMUr0" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJJ9tmcMUr0</a>

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[DAS]

     Suppose there is no beauty and nothing under. What  do you think it tends to?

It's a rather extraordinary situation

[DAS]

A teacher asked a student to write 55.
 Student asked: How?
 Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
 The student wrote 5 and stopped.
 Teacher: What are you waiting for?
 Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!

Reminds me of some students

[Ann]

Beauty, if it has nothing under it tends to become boring

     Suppose there is no beauty and nothing under. What  do you think it tends to?

[born to be wild]

Боюсь, что скоро это станет актуальным про нашу, российскую, молодежь....

[DAЛ$]

A teacher asked a student to write 55.
 Student asked: How?
 Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
 The student wrote 5 and stopped.
 Teacher: What are you waiting for?
 Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!

Ну ооочень  тонко! Просто тонюсенько

[born to be wild]

A teacher asked a student to write 55.
 Student asked: How?
 Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
 The student wrote 5 and stopped.
 Teacher: What are you waiting for?
 Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!

[DAS]

Beauty, if it has nothing under it tends to become boring

[born to be wild]

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

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[Ann]

    About Bernand Shaw again

    When Bernand Shaw was still a young critic he was invited as a guest to a family party. When he came into the room, the daughter of the house was playing the piano.
    "I have heard,' she said very sweetly, turning round to the visitor, "that you are fond of music".
    "I am", answered Shaw, "but never mind! Go on playing".
     .

[DAS]

George Bernard Shaw was once approached by a seductive young actress who cooed him in his ear:- ‘Wouldn’t it be wonderful if we got married and had a child with my beauty and your brains?’

George Bernard Shaw who was hardly a handsome man replied: ‘My dear, that would be wonderful indeed, but what if our child had my beauty and your brains?’