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Автор: Chocolate
« : 26 марта 2024, 13:41:24 »

5 short jokes about animals

What do you call an ant who fights crime? A vigilANTe!

Why are snails slow? Because they’re carrying a house on their back.

What’s the smartest insect? A spelling bee!

What do birds give out on Halloween? Tweets.

What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? A bowl full of mice-cream.
Автор: Chocolate
« : 25 марта 2024, 18:54:57 »

Автор: Chocolate
« : 24 марта 2024, 18:24:34 »

Some more 5 school jokes for kids

Which letter of the English alphabet has the most water?
The “C.”

What’s the best place to grow flowers in school?
In kindergarden.

Why did the teacher draw on the window?
Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear!

What do elves learn in school?
The elf-a-bet.

Why did the egg get thrown out of class?
Because he kept telling yolks.
Автор: Alexey S
« : 09 марта 2024, 12:59:25 »

5 school jokes for kids

What is a snake’s favorite subject in school?
Hissstory.

Which school supply is king of the classroom?
A ruler.

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
Because her students were so bright.

What time would it be if Godzilla came to school?
Time to run!

What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
Автор: Elly
« : 04 июля 2023, 11:14:11 »

Dentist

- What time did the man go to the dentist?
- Tooth hurt-y.
Автор: Elly
« : 04 июля 2023, 11:09:30 »

‘Will’

     A man went to his lawyer and said, “I would like to make a will but I don’t know exactly how to go about it.” The lawyer says, “Don’t worry, leave it all to me”. The man looks somewhat upset… “Well I knew you were going to take the biggest slice – but I’d like to leave a little to my children too!”
Автор: Ann
« : 17 мая 2022, 23:25:20 »

 
He Likes Going to School !

   Father: And, how do you like going to school, son?
   Son: Well, the going bit is OK, the coming home bit is fine too, but the time in between ruins it all.

Автор: DAS
« : 28 апреля 2022, 21:01:27 »


    And it should be used! There is too much talk in the world nowadays.


Couldn't agree more! Moreover, silence also speaks louder than words sometimes - it might even express more than if the person tried to explain his/her viewpoint or attitude.
Автор: Ann
« : 09 апреля 2022, 18:56:04 »

    Sometimes silence might be used to influence people

    And it should be used! There is too much talk in the world nowadays.
Автор: DAS
« : 15 октября 2021, 19:33:22 »

«Nothing is impossible, the word itself says, I’m possible!» :P
(Audrey Hepburn).

Audrey Hepburn wasn't only a brilliant actress but a wise woman as well!
Автор: asdfg
« : 15 октября 2021, 16:23:00 »

«Nothing is impossible, the word itself says, I’m possible!» :P
(Audrey Hepburn).
Автор: DAS
« : 10 октября 2021, 21:04:15 »

No Faith

Man: "Doctor, I must confess I have not the slightest faith in modern medical science"

Doctor: "Well," said the doctor, "that doesn't matter in the least. You see, a mule has no faith in the veterinary surgeon, and yet he cures him all the same."
Автор: DAS
« : 06 октября 2021, 21:45:40 »

     Oh, yes! It is. And I am coming to the conclusion that we should try to learn when and how we can use it.

    Sometimes silence might be used to influence people
Автор: Ann
« : 03 мая 2021, 00:20:34 »

IF I get it right, we need to remember that 'silence is golden' sometimes.

     Oh, yes! It is. And I am coming to the conclusion that we should try to learn when and how we can use it.
Автор: DAS
« : 28 апреля 2021, 12:22:37 »

"Tell me truly, doctor, what are my chance to recover?"

"Just 100 per cent. Statistics show that only nine our of ten die from AIDS - and nine of my patients have already died. You're the tenth."
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