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Re: Short texts for reading
« Ответ #1947 : 03 октября 2017, 10:22:33 »
Ex.2 P5.

1.You've been travelling.
You've been travelling,haven't you?
2.She's been watching tv.
She's been watching tv,hasn't she?
3.They've been working.
They've been working,haven't they?
4.She's been helping you.
She's been helping you,hasn't she?
5.He's been sleeping.
He's been sleeping,haven't he?
6.They've been studying.
They've been studying,haven't they
7.You haven't been waiting for a long time.
You haven't been waiting for a long time,have you?
8.You friend hasn't been working these days
You friend hasn't been working these days,has he?
M/Prok

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Re: Short texts for reading
« Ответ #1946 : 28 сентября 2017, 18:02:59 »
Teacher:Why are you late?
Student:Because  of  the sign  on the road.
Teacher:What type of sign?
Student:The sign that says. 'School Ahead,Go slow'. :applodisment: :applodisment: :good: :good: :good: :biggrin: :biggrin: :) ;)

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Re: Short texts for reading
« Ответ #1945 : 28 сентября 2017, 17:50:59 »
You are unbearable.
Oh,Deer  :applodisment: :good:

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Re: Short texts for reading
« Ответ #1944 : 28 сентября 2017, 14:10:19 »
Page 35
       ex  XIII
1.
 Junior was home on leave after  some time in the Army.
   "Well, son,how do you like the Army?"asked his dad.
   "Oh, itnt bad."said Junior , " But i thing there is too much drilling and fussing around between meals."
2.
 An Army volonteer sat down to his first  meal in themess. He surveyed his plate asked the mess sergent ,
  "Dont i get any choice?"
  "Yes,"wasthe reply. Your take it - or you leave it."
3.
 The unite commer aummoned Sergeant Lawerence.
"Sergeant , youre terribly overweight."
  "Yes , sir "
"We have to resort to drasito redioning measures, sergant.
 "Yes,sir."
"We'll start you slowly -skip breakfast , lunch and dinner and only then supper."

4.
tho ship-wreckedcookes were washed ashore and captured by  a hand of hugry cannibal cook appraised the victims and said to his cannibal chief:
"Shell i stew bothe cookes?"
      'Better not , one is enought,"said the chiaf . "Too manycookes spoilthe broth." 
 


     
это стоило мне огромных усилий

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Re: Short texts for reading
« Ответ #1943 : 28 сентября 2017, 14:09:12 »
                                                                                 Time waster.
  Junior was home on leave after some time in the Army.
 "Well, son, how do you like the Army" asked his dad.
 "Oh, it isn`t dad," said Junior, "but I think thrtr is too much drilling and fussing around between meals".
                                                                                Two choices.
 An Army volonteer sat down to his first meal in the mess. He surveyed his plate and asked the mass sergant, "Don`t I get
any choice?"
 "Yes," was  the reply. "You take it - or you leave it."
                                                                                Reducing.
 The unit commander summoned Sergant Lawrence.
 "Sergant, you`r terribly oweight."
"Yes,sir."
"We have to resort to drastio reduoing measures,sergant."
"Yes,sir."
"We'll start you slowly-skip breakfast,lunch and dinner and only ten supper!"
                                                                     Bad Broth
  Two ship-wrecked cooks were washed ashore and capture by a band of hungry cannibals.The cannibal cook appraised the victims and said to his cannibal chief:"Shall I stew both cooks?.
  "Better not,one is enough" said the chief."Too many cooks spoil the broth."
                                                                  Masha
Masha Panichkina was drowed.
                                                                 Buratino
 Buratino was drowed.
                                                                Me
I`m pretty.

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Re: Short texts for reading
« Ответ #1942 : 28 сентября 2017, 14:08:02 »
                                                                                 JOKES.
                                                                      (From the textbook)
                                                                         1. Time Waster.
 Junior was home on leave after some time in the Army.
 ''Well, son, how do you like the Army?'' - asked his dad.
 ''Oh, it isn`t bad,'' - said Junior, - ''but I think there is too much drilling and fussing around between meals."

                                                                         2. Two choices.
  An Army volunteer sat down to his first meal in the mess. He surveyed his plate and asked the mess sergeant, "Don`t I get any choice?"
  "Yes," was the reply. "You take it - or you leave it."

                                                                          3. Bad broth.
  Two ship-wrecked cooks were washed ashore and captured by a band of hungry cannibals. The cannibal cook appraised the victims and said to his cannibal chief: "Shall I stew both cooks?"
  "Better not, one is enough," said the chief. "Too many cooks spoil the broth."
 

                                                                   (Not from the textbook)
                                                                         1.At a dentist's
Dentist: "Would you help me out? I'd like you to give a few of your loudest screams."
Patient: "Why, Doc? It isn't all that bad this time."
Dentist: "Well, there are about 20 people in the waiting room right now, and I don't want to miss the five o'clock Braves game on Channel 4."

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Re: Short texts for reading
« Ответ #1941 : 28 сентября 2017, 14:05:28 »
                                              p.35 ex.13
                                       1.Time Waster
 Junior was home on leave after some time in the Army.
 "Well,son,how do you like the Army?" asked his dad.
 "Oh,it isn't bad," said Junior, "but I think there is too much drilling and fussing around between meals."

                                       2.Two Choices
 An Army volunteer sat down to his first meal in the mess.He surveyed his plate and asked the mess sergeant,
 "Don't I get any choice?"
 "Yes," was the reply. "You take it-or you leave it."

                                      3.Reducing
 The unit commander summoned Sergeant Lawrence.
"Sergeant,you're terribly overweight."
 "Yes,sir."
 "We have to resort to drastio reducing measures,sergeant."
 "Yes,sir."
 "We'll start you out slowly-skip breakfast,lunch and dinner and only then supper!"

                                     4.Bad Broth
 Two ship-wrecked cooks were washed ashore and captured by a band of hungry cannibals.The cannibal cook appraised the victims and said to his cannibal chief: "Shall I stew both cooks?"
 "Better not,one is enough," said te chief. "Too many cooks spoil the broth."



1.

— Hello, are you there?
— Yes, who are you please?
— I'm Watt.
— What's your name?
— Watt's my name.
— Yes, what's your name?
— My name is John Watt.
— John what?
— Yes, are you Jones?
- I'm Knott.
— Will you tell me your name then?
— Will Knott.
— Why not?
— My name is Knott.
— Not what?
— Not Watt, Knott.
— What?

2.

-Which side of the lady should a gentleman go with?
- With the one where the showcases are located

3.

After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office.

"Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck."

"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry."





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Re: Short texts for reading
« Ответ #1940 : 28 сентября 2017, 14:04:12 »
                    Ex. 13 p.35

              1. Time Waster

Junior was home on leave after some time in the Army.
 " Well, son, how do you like the Army? asked his dad.
" oh, it isn"t bad," said Junior," But i think there is too much drilling and fussing around betweenmeals."

               2. Two choices

An Army volunteer sat down to his first meal in the mess. He surveyed his plate and asked the mess sergeant, " Dont i get any any choice?"
 " Yes," was the reply." You take it - or you leave it."

              3.Reducing

The unit commander summoned Sergeant Lawrence.
" Segeant, you"re  terribly overweight."
 " Yes,sir."
 " We have to resort to drastio reducing measures, sergeant."
 " Yes, sir."
 " We"ll start you  out slowly- skip breakfast, lunch and dinner only then supper!

            4. Bad Broth

Two ship-wrecked cooks were washed ashore and captured by a band of hungry cannibals. The cannibals cook appraised the victims and said to his cannibal chief, " Shall i stew both cooks?"
 " Better not, one is enough,"  said the chief. " Too many  cooks spoil the broth."


 David, your ideas are like diamonds.
— You mean they are so valuable?
— No, I mean they are so rare.

What is the longest word in the English language?
"Smiles". Because there is a mile between its first and last letters!

Don’t steal, the Government hates competition
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Re: Short texts for reading
« Ответ #1939 : 28 сентября 2017, 14:00:48 »
P35.EX13
                   1.Time Waster
Junior was home on leave after some time in the Army.
"Well,son,how do you like the Army? asked his dad
"Oh,it isn't,dad" said Junior,"but I think there is too much drilling and fussion around between meals."
                    2.Two Choice
An Army volunteer sat down to his first meal in the mess.He surveyed his plate and asked the mess sergant,"Don`t I get any choice?
"Yes,was the reply."You take it-or you leave it"
                   3.Reducing
The unit commander summoned Sergant Lawrence.
"Sergant,you`re terribly overweight."
"Yes,sir."
"We have to resort to drastio reduoing measures,sergant."
"Yes,sir."
"We'll start you slowly-skip breakfast,lunch and dinner and only ten supper!"
                 4.Bad Broth
Two ship-wrecked cooks were washed ashore and capture by a band of hungry cannibals.The cannibal cook appraised the victims and said to his cannibal chief:"Shall I stew both cooks?"
"Better not,one is enough" said the chief."Too many cooks spoil the broth."




                                      5.Snake
First snake:I hope I'm not poisonous.
Second snake:Why?
First snake:Because I bit my lip!

                                      6.Kolobok
The Kolobok was hanged herself


                                      7.Mermaid
The mermaid was drowned

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Re: Short texts for reading
« Ответ #1938 : 28 сентября 2017, 13:53:30 »
                                                        1.The main idea of a holliday
     The main idea of a holliday is that should be a change. Many people like a change of scene. If they live in the country they like to go to a big town and spend their time going to the cinema and theater and visiting museums and art galleries. If they live in a town they like a quiet holliday in the woods or by the sea, with nothig to do but walk & fish or swim & lie in the sun on the beach. Many people like walking hollidays.
     But sometimes people like to spend their hollidays at home. What can they do to make their period of rest a real holliday?
     The best thing is to choose some form of occupation different from their work.
     The holliday is over & people return to their normal lives.If they have used their holliday well they ought not to feel sorry that it is over. It has refreshed them & made them strong & healthy.

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Re: Short texts for reading
« Ответ #1937 : 28 сентября 2017, 12:20:47 »
-Teacher
''Can you see a god?''
-students
''NO''
-Teacher
''Can you tough a god?''
-students
''NO''
-Teacher
'Well that means  there isn't a god!
-students
''Well,can you see your brain?
-Teacher
''No"
-students
"can you touch your brain?
-Teacher
''No''
-students
''Oh,okay,so you don't have a brain!!!''
сексуальный мородер

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Re: Short texts for reading
« Ответ #1936 : 28 сентября 2017, 12:19:55 »
San asked his mother: mom in our family we have estonian?
monter says:no
San asked: or findland?
mother says: no
San Asked: but why am so slow.

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Re: Short texts for reading
« Ответ #1935 : 28 сентября 2017, 12:18:33 »
Once at a history class the teacher told about the Egyptian king, he told about his life and ancestors, then he came to the point where it was said that the king on his birthday received a whole house of girls, then he stopped, and said that here is his birthday gave a shirt.

-Monday
-Tuesday
-Wednesday
-Thursday
-Friday
-Minked
-Monday

Finally I realized what bag I want ...
INCASATOR BAG

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Re: Short texts for reading
« Ответ #1934 : 28 сентября 2017, 12:17:26 »
Teacher
Where is your book?

Student
At home.

Teacher
And what's it doing there?

Student
Having more fun than me. :applodisment: :applodisment:

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Re: Short texts for reading
« Ответ #1933 : 28 сентября 2017, 12:15:52 »
1 what did the elephant do when he came to the field
he was pinching the weed there
2 the cook asks the cook what your profession is you're a policeman no I'm a cook and yours is probably a doctor no I'm a cook
3 the elk is sitting on rails to it another elk approaches and says move

 
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