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Re: Military Humour
« Ответ #173 : 20 Март 2018, 23:19:41 »
     What does this "baa" mean?

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Re: Military Humour
« Ответ #172 : 20 Март 2018, 21:44:52 »
Lamb

One sailor to another:

"What happened when you asked the captain for a shore leave?"

"Well, he was like a lamb."

"What did he say?"

"Baa."


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Re: Military Humour
« Ответ #171 : 15 Март 2018, 16:10:51 »
     If you ask me it doesn't look severe to me at all. It's so very absurd and unrealistic and I certainly take it funny.

I meant the situation was severe for a poor man. But I also find it one of the funniest so far!

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Re: Military Humour
« Ответ #170 : 15 Март 2018, 01:26:25 »
Severe but eternal military humour!
     If you ask me it doesn't look severe to me at all. It's so very absurd and unrealistic and I certainly take it funny.

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Re: Military Humour
« Ответ #169 : 13 Март 2018, 21:58:03 »
     I am repeating my favorite one
Didn't Make Any Difference

     Two GIs were recalling the events of the past day.
     "What did the sergeant say when you answered  back?"
     "Nothing. And those two front teeth I wanted to have extracted all the same!"

Severe but eternal military humour!

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Re: Military Humour
« Ответ #168 : 13 Март 2018, 01:29:06 »
     I am repeating my favorite one
Didn't Make Any Difference

     Two GIs were recalling the events of the past day.
     "What did the sergeant say when you answered  back?"
     "Nothing. And those two front teeth I wanted to have extracted all the same!"

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Re: Military Humour
« Ответ #167 : 11 Март 2018, 12:51:58 »
Of course, it shouldn't - "snappy" is much better. I just wanted to see your reaction.

Ann, now I get what you mean.

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Re: Military Humour
« Ответ #166 : 11 Март 2018, 00:46:27 »
I do think so. But shouldn't it have been : "So am I" ?
Of course, it shouldn't - "snappy" is much better. I just wanted to see your reaction.

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Re: Military Humour
« Ответ #165 : 08 Март 2018, 10:48:50 »
Was it really?

I do think so. But shouldn't it have been : "So am I" ?

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Re: Military Humour
« Ответ #164 : 08 Март 2018, 01:31:59 »
A snappy answer that was!

Was it really?

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Re: Military Humour
« Ответ #163 : 06 Март 2018, 23:26:32 »
   
  Both Were on Duty

     An officer parked his car in "No Rarking" zone. To be on the safe side, he put on a note:"Pardon me. Am here on duty."
     When he came back, he found near his note an MP's ticket:"Pardon me. So do I."

A snappy answer that was!

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Re: Military Humour
« Ответ #162 : 06 Март 2018, 01:56:27 »
   
  Both Were on Duty

     An officer parked his car in "No Rarking" zone. To be on the safe side, he put on a note:"Pardon me. Am here on duty."
     When he came back, he found near his note an MP's ticket:"Pardon me. So do I."

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Re: Military Humour
« Ответ #161 : 04 Март 2018, 10:55:20 »
Skipping dinner

A certain colonel, with a well-earned reputation, phoned his wife one evening shortly after 7. "I'll have to skip dinner again darling," he told her. "I am working on something very important."

"Why don't you bring the work home with you?" suggested his wife, acidly. "I'd like to meet her,too."

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Re: Military Humour
« Ответ #160 : 20 Февраль 2018, 20:23:00 »
Drop of Blood

The Congressman was delivering a windy speech of welcome to some soldiers back from the war.

"We are really one, my friends," he declared pompously, "in that we all love our country dearly and are willing to shed our last drop of blood for it."

"Did you ever notice," whispered one soldier to another," that those who are always shouting about shedding their last drop of blood are never the ones to shed the first?"


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Re: Military Humour
« Ответ #159 : 14 Февраль 2018, 09:58:56 »
In a Military Hospital

     Patient:"But, doctor, are you sure I'll be better? I have heard of cases where the doctor has made a wrong diagnosis and treated someone of pneumonia who afterward died of typhoid fever."
     Doctor:"Nonsense! When I treat a patient for pneumonia, he dies of pneumonia."

 A real professional in his field !