Rank Happy
Two young lieutenants were discussing where they should go on Sunday.
"I don't want to go to the city park," said one. "Too many privates."
"I guess the cinema is out, too," observed the other. "Too many privates."
A private who happened to overhear them spoke up:"Excuse me, gentlemen, but if you are looking for a place where there are no privates, why don't you go to hell?"