Sport Lover
The platoon commander asked a soldier:"Did you go in for any sport in civvy street?"("гражданка").
"Yes! Football, baseball, volleyball, cricket, swimming, hockey, box..."
"Oh!",exclaimed the impressed officer. "It was rather hard for you, wasn't it?"
"Yes, indeed it was," replied the sportsman. "It took me a lot of dough to buy tickets for all these matches."