Today we are niggers
A black man and his son are on a plane heading home back to Africa. During the plane flight there's a problem, the plane is overweight. On the overhead an annoucement comes on. "We are having overweight problems so we are going to have to throw some people off of the back of the plane, we'll start in alphabetical order. Will all African Americans please stand up and move to the back of the plane". The son stands up and the father says "sit down." "Will all black people please stand up and go to the back of the plane." The son stands up, the father says "Sit down." "Will all coloured people please stand up and move to the back of the plane." The son stands up, the father says "Sit down." The son then says "But dad, if we are not African Americans, blacks, or coloured, what are we?" "Today we are Niggers, son."