Современное образование

Содержание. Часть 2 => Английский язык => Тема начата: asdfg от 02 августа 2019, 13:30:23

Название: 'out of the mouths of babes'
Отправлено: asdfg от 02 августа 2019, 13:30:23

    A young teacher taught first grade. He had a class of 14 adorable 7yr olds. One day he gave each child the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to write in the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these funny proverbs were actually written by first graders. While reading the results, keep in mind that these are only first graders, just 7 years olds.


Happy is the bride who......................gets all the presents.
Original: Happy is the bride that the sun shines on.

Don't bite the hand that...................... looks dirty.
Original: Don't bite the hand that feeds you.

A penny saved is...................... not much.
Original: A penny saved is a penny earned.

No news is — — — — impossible.
Original: No news is good news.

Don't change horses — — — — until they stop running.
Original: Don't change horses in midstream.

Better late than — — — — pregnant.
Original: Better late than never.

to be continued…

Название: Re: 'out of the mouths of babes'
Отправлено: asdfg от 04 августа 2019, 10:48:05

Where is  the smoke there's — — — — pollution.
 Original: Where is the smoke there is fire.

A miss is as good as a — — — — Mr.
 Original: A miss is as good as a mile.

If you lie down with dogs, you'll — — — — stink in the morning.
Original: If you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.

Название: Re: 'out of the mouths of babes'
Отправлено: asdfg от 16 августа 2019, 16:26:23

Don't put off till tomorrow what....................you put on to go to bed.
Original: Never put off till tomorrow what you can do today.

There are none so blind as .................... Stevie Wonder.
Original: There are none so blind as those who will not see.

You can't teach an old dog new ..................math.
Original: You can't teach an old dog new tricks.

 

A young teacher taught first grade. He had a class of 14 adorable 7yr olds. One day he gave each child the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to write in the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these funny proverbs were actually written by first graders. While reading the results, keep in mind that these are only first graders, just 7 years olds.

Название: Re: 'out of the mouths of babes'
Отправлено: asdfg от 05 декабря 2019, 12:37:33

The teacher was giving a lesson to her class. She was trying to tell the pupils about all new discoveries.
"What is there today," she suddenly asked, "that wasn’t here forty years ago?"
A clever little seven-year-old boy jumped up and shouted, "Me!"

Название: Re: 'out of the mouths of babes'
Отправлено: asdfg от 05 декабря 2019, 12:50:27

- Bob, name five things that contain milk.

- Butter and cheese, ice-cream and two cows.

Название: Re: 'out of the mouths of babes'
Отправлено: DAS от 06 декабря 2019, 18:24:45

James: Can I have a Twik?

Father: You mean Twix?

James: No, I only want one

Название: Re: 'out of the mouths of babes'
Отправлено: asdfg от 12 декабря 2019, 19:14:35

Peter: I am not going to school any more.
Dad: Why?
Peter: On Monday, the teacher said 4 and 4 is 8. On Tuesday, she said 6 and 2 is 8. Today she said 1 and 7 is 8. I’m not going back to school again until the teacher makes up her mind.

Название: Re: 'out of the mouths of babes'
Отправлено: DAS от 18 декабря 2019, 10:39:23

Father: "Stork has brought you baby brother. Wanna see your baby brother?"

Son: "No, I wanna see a stork."

Название: Re: 'out of the mouths of babes'
Отправлено: DAS от 07 января 2020, 21:54:24

Father: "You mustn't pull the cat's tail."

Son: "I'm only holding it. THe cat's pulling."

Название: Re: 'out of the mouths of babes'
Отправлено: DAS от 14 января 2020, 23:35:01

Father: (Reproving his son for being greedy): "Jimmy, you are a pig. Do you know what a pig is?"

Son: "Yes, it's a hog's little boy."

Название: Re: 'out of the mouths of babes'
Отправлено: DAS от 20 января 2020, 16:55:22

Mother: I wish you stopped reaching for things at the table. Haven't you got tongue?

Son: Yes, Ma, but my arm's longer.

Название: Re: 'out of the mouths of babes'
Отправлено: DAS от 27 января 2020, 22:19:57

"I heard your sister is sick in bed Bobby, nothing serious I hope?"

"Nothing special, we were just playing a game to see who can lean the furthest out the window and she won."

Название: Re: 'out of the mouths of babes'
Отправлено: DAS от 06 февраля 2020, 17:40:51

"Thomas, what is the matter with your brother?"

"He is crying because I'm eating my cake and won't let him have any."

"Is his own cake finished?"

"Yes, and he was crying when I was eating this one, too."

Название: Re: 'out of the mouths of babes'
Отправлено: DAS от 26 февраля 2020, 21:59:44

Teacher: "How do you call a person who keeps talking when nobody is listening?"

Children: "Teacher!!"

Название: Re: 'out of the mouths of babes'
Отправлено: DAS от 04 марта 2020, 17:57:39

Teacher: "How do you spell 'crocodile'

Student: "K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"

Teacher: "That's wrong!"

Student: "Maybe it is. But you asked how I spell it!"

Название: Re: 'out of the mouths of babes'
Отправлено: DAS от 13 марта 2020, 00:15:32

Teacher: How old is your father?

Kid: He is 6 years

Teacher: How is that possible?

Kid: He became father only when I was born