Тонкий английский юмор

[born to be wild]

A Scots boy came home from school and told his mother he had been given a part in a school play.
"Wonderful," says the mother, "What part is it?"
 The boy says "I play the part of the Scottish husband!"
 The mother scowls and says: "Go back and tell your teacher you want a speaking part."

[born to be wild]

Понятно....я не смотрел эти фильмы.

[DAЛ$]

А в чем смысл предыдущего поста....я не понимаю....и кто все эти люди?!

Смысл в том, что они актеры одной роли!!!!

[Mari]

Первая - героиня культового сериала "Игра престолов", а вторые-незабвенные Гарри Поттер с Гермионой, которые,  что бы  не играли впоследствии,  всё равно остались Гарри Поттером с Гермионой

[born to be wild]

А в чем смысл предыдущего поста....я не понимаю....и кто все эти люди?!

[Mari]

 

Да уж

[born to be wild]

Remember that the most dangerous prison is the one in your head.

[DAЛ$]

[DAЛ$]

[DAS]

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.

Abraham Lincoln

[born to be wild]

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

Albert Einstein

[born to be wild]

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

Oscar Wilde

                         Oh, no! Not today's enemies. They'll step on you and want  more from you.

[DAS]

The politician's confidential helper was reporting to him: "Some of your constituents are beginning to disagree rather seriously with you," he said.
"Well, keep a close record on them," instructed the Senator," and when enough disagree with me to form a dependable majority, I'll turn about and agree with them."

[DAS]

"Don't you ever take a vacation?"
"I can't get away/"
"Why? Can't the firm do without you?"
"Quite easily. That's what I don't want them to find out."

[born to be wild]

In a restaurant:
Customer: Waiter, waiter! There is a frog in my soup!!!
Waiter: Sorry, sir. The fly is on vacation.