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Military Humour
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Escape
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later." The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?" The nun replied, "He went that way."
After the Military Police ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough, sister. You see, I don't want to go to Vietnam." The nun said, "I understand completely." The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!" The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls…. I don't want to go to Vietnam either."
Ann:
Let’s Play a Game
Two Army second lieutenants started debating over certain distances. One started by saying, “Okay smartass, which one is closer, the moon or Florida?” The second responded by saying, “Obviously it’s the moon — you can’t see Florida!”
DAS:
No Wonder
Two soldiers were having a break in the shade of a tree when one of them suddenly remarked:
"John, look there is an elephant flying over there with long blue and red feather wings!"
"So what's the fuss?" answered the second soldier . "Their airfield must be somewhere nearby."
DAS:
--- Цитата: Ann от 03 мая 2021, 00:16:03 --- And what do we enjoy, if anything?
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This is purely individual, I guess. However, if you ask me I enjoy a variety in everything and don't like monotonous and routine activities.
Ann:
--- Цитата: DAS от 28 апреля 2021, 12:11:20 ---I do agree. It's better to ask women. But I can assume, that people these days are satiated with a variety of choices, so the majority no longer know how to enjoy simple things. Which is rather sad.
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And what do we enjoy, if anything?
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