A Heart-to-Heart Talk
One private asked a sergeant for advice:
"It's like this, Sarge. I've been corresponding with a girl for two years but I never knew what she looked like until this morning, because that's when I got this letter from her with her picture in it. And believe me, she's the ugliest looking creature I've ever seen in my whole life. So now I don't know how to get rid of her. What should I do, Sarge?"
"That's easy," the good sergeant said. "Just send her a picture of yourself."