Every Medal Has Its Reverse
"How is your daughter doing in America?"
"Great! She married a nice American boy. He helps her with the cleaning, washes the dishes, looks after the baby when she wants to go out - in fact, he does everything for her."
"And how is your son doing?"
"Poor boy! He married a slut of an American girl. He must help her with the cleaning, wash the dishes, look after the baby when she goes out - in fact, he has to do everything for the hussy."