One evening, a wife decides to ask her husband a question. “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”
“Well,” says the husband, “we all need companionship, so I suppose someday I would.”
“Hmm,” says the wife. “Well, would she live in this house?”
“We’ve spent a lot of time and money getting this house just the way we want it,” says the guy, “so I guess she would.”
“Would she sleep in our bed?”
“Well, it seems a shame to waste a perfectly good bed,” says the husband, “so I guess she would.”
“Would she use my golf clubs?”
“Of course not,” says the husband. “She’s a lefty.”
