Тонкий английский юмор

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Тонко,

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Hohohoho!

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Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many can you afford?

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
The bucket.

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Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?
Nobody will look for them.

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What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?

Nothing, there're some things even a pig won't do!

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до слеееез!

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Это забавно!   

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