English Only Zone

[Tessa]

перешли на транслит? в смысле все языки как слышатся, так и пишутся?

[Даша]

Come on, I use a tea spoon for that) Have you ever seen me doing it ?  8)

oh, sure! but I like how designers mind works to make it fashionable! 8)

[Andy]

Come on, I use a tea spoon for that) Have you ever seen me doing it ?  8)

[Даша]

The English language is nobody's special property. It is the property of the imagination: it is the property of the language itself. ~Derek Walcott

[Даша]

All books are written about the same) That's why I prefer scientific materials based on experiments))

the same? how come?

[Andy]

All books are written about the same) That's why I prefer scientific materials based on experiments))

[Даша]

Ok, I'm going to get a lot of hate mail for this one...

What's the definition of the perfect woman?

She's three feet tall, has a round hole for a mouth, and her head is flat so you can put a can on it. The sports model has pull back ears and her teeth fold in. And at midnight turns into a roast beef sandwich and a six pack.

you are so unpredictable! you publish feminists stories on one branch, and here you put SUCH texts! Andy, I'm I'm puzzled!

[Andy]

Ok, I'm going to get a lot of hate mail for this one...

What's the definition of the perfect woman?

She's three feet tall, has a round hole for a mouth, and her head is flat so you can put a can on it. The sports model has pull back ears and her teeth fold in. And at midnight turns into a roast beef sandwich and a six pack.

[Даша]

it's so true!

[Даша]

Laugh your heart out.
Dance in the rain.
Cherish the moment.
Ignore the pain.
Live, Laugh, Love.
Forgive and Forget.
Life’s too short to be living with regrets.

[asdfg]

10 facts about you

    1- you are reading this right now

2- you are realizing that is a stupid fact.

   4- you didn't notice i skipped three.

       5- you are checking now.

          6- you are smiling.

7- you are still reading this even though it is stupid.

         9- you didn't realize i skipped eight.

10- you are checking again and smiling about how u fell for it again.

                11- you are enjoying this.

12- you didn't realize there is only supposed to be 10 facts.

[Tessa]

TO EVERYONE TODAY!!!!


Wish u a happy Sunday!

[Tessa]

Сегодня прочитал девиз нашей школы "Учить всех одинаково- вредно", потом поэкспериментировал с тире))

ou are a wag 

[Andy]

Сегодня прочитал девиз нашей школы "Учить всех одинаково- вредно", потом поэкспериментировал с тире))

[yemi]

I want YOU...

Come to think of it.....The sequence of words is of vital importance in Languages, especially such as English. Take for example the following phrase;
I want you to speak English.
Now, let's look at two reactions to the sentence.
I want you to speak English too.
I want you too to speak English.
Now, this is food for thought)))))))))) Ha ha ha! See what I mean?
What I'm getting at is We unveil mysteries in  English Language at our English Club, making what seems difficult become simplified and quite mild.