Автор: croc954
« : Вчера в 10:01:56 »continuing with Reagan's jokes...
One day a Moscow Police decree came out stating that anyone caught speeding would be fined. Anyone! No matter who...
One morning Gorbachev was at his dacha. He was running late to the Kremlin and he told his driver to get on the back seat - he would drive to avoid being fined if caught. So, the driver got on the back seat, Gorvachev got on the driver's seat. And down the road they went.
Speeding, they soon passed two motocycle cops. One cop got on his bike and took right after them. Soon enough he was back with his buddy who asked him if he had given them a fine. He said, "No!".
- Why not?!
- I could not. He was too important!
- What do you mean? We ARE supposed to fine anyone caught speeding no matter who!!! You bastard!!! Tell me who
that was!!!
- I did not recognize him. But his driver was Gorbachev.
One day a Moscow Police decree came out stating that anyone caught speeding would be fined. Anyone! No matter who...
One morning Gorbachev was at his dacha. He was running late to the Kremlin and he told his driver to get on the back seat - he would drive to avoid being fined if caught. So, the driver got on the back seat, Gorvachev got on the driver's seat. And down the road they went.
Speeding, they soon passed two motocycle cops. One cop got on his bike and took right after them. Soon enough he was back with his buddy who asked him if he had given them a fine. He said, "No!".
- Why not?!
- I could not. He was too important!
- What do you mean? We ARE supposed to fine anyone caught speeding no matter who!!! You bastard!!! Tell me who
that was!!!
- I did not recognize him. But his driver was Gorbachev.