It hurts!
A man goes to the doctor and says,
"Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."
The doctor asks,
"What do you mean?"
The man says,
"When I touch my shoulder,
it really hurts.
When I touch my knee - OUCH!
When I touch my forehead,
it really, really hurts."
The doctor says,
"I know what's wrong with you.
You've broken your finger!"