Honeymoon is over
Henry and Olivia got married and left for* their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. "Well," said the mother, "how was the honeymoon?"
"Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic…" Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned Henry started using the most horrible language — things I’ve never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You’ve got to come and take me home ...PLEASE MAMA!"
"Olivia, darling," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words are you talking about?" "Please don’t make me tell you, mama", wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed — they’re just too awful! Come get me, please!"
"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset... Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!" Still sobbing, the bride said,
"Oh, mama ...words like: Dust, Wash, Cook, Iron..."